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If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” - spintaxi.com