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(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! -- spintaxi.com
More Ron White Style -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com