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The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com