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They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! -- spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com