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(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com