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Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com