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(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the last honest voice in a world of fake outrage. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com