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• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:24 posted by steph curry sneakers

  I wore them and instantly grew a beard.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:23 posted by curry shoes religious

  I don't play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:23 posted by curry shoe launch parody

  I wore them and my Wi-Fi signal improved.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:22 posted by satirical curry shoes

  Wearing these, I hit a 3-pointer in my dreams.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:22 posted by curry shoes review blog

  Curry's shoes: So good, they made me believe in sock souls.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:22 posted by curry divine shoes

  These shoes are so fast, they arrived before I ordered them.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:22 posted by curry blessed shoes

  Curry 8s: So comfortable, I wear them to bed.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:22 posted by curry shoes fans

  I wore them and my neighbors started applauding.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:21 posted by curry shoes review blog

  I wore them once and now I'm banned from casual games.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:21 posted by holy curry shoes

  Curry 11s: The reason my socks now have a halo.