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I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism story should leave you asking, “Wait, is this real?” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
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