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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
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