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My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
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