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I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. - spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
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