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Virginia Beach bite occurred after tourist used the term “sharky vibes.”
Coney Island attack halted when shark got distracted by funnel cake smell.
Daytona Beach bite happened after swimmer bragged about having “no fear.”
Ocean City shark was distracted by drone footage and missed its target.
Cape Cod attack occurred during a seagull-pecking contest. Shark won.
Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.
Death has a Cameo account, $50 per doom.
God tried to fire them, but they unionized.
Pestilence has 400 unread soul notifications.
The Book of Revelation has an addendum: “LOL, JK.”
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