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(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
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