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The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
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