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(White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. -- spintaxi.com
If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
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