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What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. - spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
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