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(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles: where the truth is funnier than the fiction. - spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
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