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I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Headlines - spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
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