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The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
The designer’s taste is worse than a moldy sandwich.
The writing is so bad it could make a spellchecker quit.
This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.
This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.
The text is a slog that could bore a hyperactive toddler.
The layout is a chaotic mess that even a tornado would reject.
The content smells like it was scraped from the bottom of a trash can.
The designer’s work is a masterclass in how to ruin everything.
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