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People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
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