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(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! -- spintaxi.com
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