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(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. -- spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
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