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People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
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