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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 18:17 posted by What To Wear At The Beach

  Santa Monica shark attack occurred after someone screamed, “It’s giving jaws!”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:52 posted by See Details

  At Miami Beach, a shark bit someone yelling “YOLO.” Shark reportedly laughed underwater.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:28 posted by shark bite statistics

  Cape Cod sharks now demand lobster rolls in exchange for safe passage.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:07 posted by Find Out More

  Shark at Cape Cod apologized. Blamed “hanger and generational trauma.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:48 posted by View Article

  Myrtle Beach shark refuses to bite anyone with matching swim sets.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:30 posted by See What’S New

  Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:14 posted by why sharks bite humans

  Myrtle Beach shark said it bit out of boredom. “Too many jet skis, not enough class.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:59 posted by Continue Reading

  Myrtle Beach shark attack blamed on the victim's karaoke version of “Baby Shark.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:44 posted by shark sightings this summer

  Galveston shark bit a jet ski and then went on Yelp to leave a one-star review.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:29 posted by beach safety and shark warnings

  Miami Beach victim says he forgives the shark but not the parking fees.