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Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. - spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. - spintaxi.com