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I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Reviews - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com