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They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are proof that reality is the best comedy writer. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com