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I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com