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I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com