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My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. - spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com