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Embrace learning with an open heart and mind, and the world will open up to you. ?? -- Comedy Club New York City
Some folks just don’t get country music, but Farm.FM is where those who do know how to find the best songs. -- bohiney.com
The Flat Earth Convention was a round success in irony. -- bohiney.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound ridiculous—until six months later when they’re true. - spintaxi.com