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My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com