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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. -- spintaxi.com