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I’ve seen better layouts in a dumpster fire.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
The designer clearly thinks random flashing ads are peak design.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.
The designer’s brain must be on permanent vacation.
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com