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The designer’s talent must be hiding under a rock—permanently.
The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.