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Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only thing that explains why 2025 feels like a sci-fi movie. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
I've never commented on a blog post before, but I couldn't resist after reading yours. It was just too good not to!
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com