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(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com