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Famine got food poisoning and hasn’t forgiven hummus.
Famine got too full on metaphors.
They pitched a sitcom to Netflix: “Everybody Loves Dread.”
Famine got too full on metaphors.
Famine’s idea of scarcity is a waitlist at Erewhon.
Pestilence is off social media for “apocalyptic wellness.”
The horses started a podcast: “Hooves of Hesitation.”
War got recruited by the HOA. Now he fights over fence height.
Their horses unionized and now refuse to gallop after 5 p.m.
The metaphors here were so powerful they rewired my love language. -- comedywriter.info