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This website is a glitchy nightmare that haunts my cursor.
The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
This website is a digital eyesore that begs for mercy.
This site is a monument to failure that should be deleted forever.
It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
The graphics look like they were drawn with a crayon in the dark.
This content is a steaming pile of recycled nonsense.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.