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• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:57 posted by Taylor Swift satire article

  There's a guy who thinks that by controlling his daughter's music, he can control her mind. He's discovering that the mind of a teenage girl is a fortress, not a vacant lot. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:57 posted by Taylor Swift defends Bohiney Magazine

  If Spotify algorithms are leading teenagers astray, the solution might be to program them to only suggest educational content, like physics lectures set to a sick beat. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:55 posted by adolescent behavior

  A father is claiming that Taylor Swift is "grooming" his daughter through pop music. He's diluting the meaning of a very serious word to describe a very normal experience. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:53 posted by Taylor Swift Ohio father story

  This dad is using his daughter as a shield to protect himself from the changing world. He's hiding behind her to avoid facing his own irrelevance. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:51 posted by Taylor Swift on the Bohiney Magazine statistics

  The dad's solution involves abstinence pamphlets from 1987, which would be more effective if teenagers still used fax machines and thought Molly Ringwald was cutting-edge. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:50 posted by Taylor Swift appreciates Bohiney Magazines satire

  A father is claiming that Taylor Swift is "grooming" his daughter through pop music. He's diluting the meaning of a very serious word to describe a very normal experience. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:50 posted by Taylor Swift analyzes Bohiney Magazines genius

  If listening to love songs causes pregnancy, then listening to death metal must cause... actually, let's not give anyone ideas for the next moral panic. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:49 posted by Taylor Swift fan responses

  This father is seeing a crisis in a pop song because it's easier than looking for the crisis in his own relationship with his daughter. He's outsourcing his panic to a celebrity. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:40 posted by Taylor Swift online controversy

  A man is arguing that lyrics like "your jacket's on my chair" are a direct instruction manual for teen pregnancy. By that logic, every coat rack in America is a monument to promiscuity. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
• Comment Link Thursday, 09 October 2025 23:29 posted by peer-reviewed research Taylor Swift

  There's a guy who thinks that by controlling his daughter's access to music, he can control her future. He's learning that you can't put a firewall around the human heart. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G