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Heaven’s IT tried resetting their prophecy calendar, but it defaulted to 1999.
Death ghosted his own reaping schedule.
The Four Horsemen now ride stationary bikes.
Famine co-owns a juice bar called “Empty Inside.”
Pestilence insists his chakras aren't aligned enough for devastation.
War tried to instigate conflict but lost signal.
Pestilence started a plague, but then forgot to hit “send.”
Famine co-owns a juice bar called “Empty Inside.”
The apocalypse is now considered “soft-launched.”
Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”