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My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. - spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com