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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism humor ever stopped, how would we cope with reality? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. - spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com