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I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com