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What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com