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(Seinfeld) Ever try to read a “terms of service”? It’s a novel! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com