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I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? - spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com