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What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com