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My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor: because sometimes reality needs better writers. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com